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Little princess, the world belongs to you
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and whoever does not lie at your feet,
he quickly regrets it.
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Little Princess,
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is in charge here in the house,
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And if someone objects,
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it simply flies out.
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Do you like this, Camilla?
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She doesn't like the badger.
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Way too cheesy.
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She only likes expensive clothes.
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Of special offers
she gets heartburn.
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So she knows what she likes.
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Do you have any,
who remain puppies forever?
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The big ones are ugly.
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Then I have to
put to sleep.
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Mama!
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Those things are useless.
Better buy me a servant.
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Let's go.
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And?
- What kind of material is this made of?
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Do you also have this in mink?
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There's no way I can wear this.
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Pussy eats pants.
At its finest!
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You probably never had a good one
Reputation you wanted to keep.
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Yes, please excuse me,
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I know my beauty
and charisma distracts everyone here.
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So it's only fair of me,
no longer studying here.
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Because it's crystal clear to me:
I will be successful in life.
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One request: don't try
to stop me.
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I have a life to live.
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Excuse me, Mr. Tax Officer,
how can you sleep peacefully at night,
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and demand the money from me,
what I spent a long time ago.
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I can't stop
to buy high heels,
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just so you can get my money,
to build roads from it.
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And what do I get from your streets?
somewhere in the province.
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Leisure ticket!
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I want a leisure ticket!
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Why don't you understand me?
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Fuck it all.
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Hello, what do you want to see?
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This here.
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Eiffel Tower, Champs Elysees,
This is completely cheesy.
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What do you mean?
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This is overrated, completely
unfashionable. Totally boring.
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And I have there too
no desire for it.
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Let's go, hold on to your spring rolls!
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Come on, go, you asshole!
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What is?
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You have it in Japan
also so much traffic?
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We are from the Philippines.
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Yes, yes, it's the same.
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Drive, assface!
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Otherwise there is today
no dinner.
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So pretentious, Louboutin.
You're definitely into it.
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Hello, Saint Laurent!
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Is my jacket in?
Size 38 arrived?
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I work here!
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Fucking Nazi!
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Get out of there!
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Do you have each other?
met the internet?
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Yes.
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Yes, you kind of fit
not good together.
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You have to blink for me.
So, with your arms.
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And you don't stop
until I say so, okay?
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Don't stop blinking!
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I'm not a real one at all
Tour guide.
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Flash her spring rolls.
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Look.
Do you see the building here on the left?
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Here I have mine
Lost virginity.
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It didn't hurt that much.
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Because he had one
very small penis.
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Do you know what a small penis is?
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Like a cocktail sausage.
Of course you know him.
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Like Chinese penises.
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Hello?
Hi Albert.
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Everything is going great for me.
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My customers are delighted.
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We have a stop
made at the Louvre.
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Make the spring rolls
just photos of the pyramid.
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Everyone is happy.
What?
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I understand.
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You buy old rusty houses here
and instead of the one with one
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To equip air conditioning, build
you'd better use a GPS transmitter.
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Understood!
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Sorry, that's my boss
and he's a huge asshole.
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I have full support here
of my customers.
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You shouldn't dare do that!
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That's crazy. Wait, Albert,
let me finish.
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Anyway,
before you fire me,
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I'd rather quit. Once and for all.
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Forget it. Yes, bye.
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Such a wanker.
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Everything OK?
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No, of course not.
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I have to pack up, my
Life is pure chaos.
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I won't go for one like that
Fuck up a shitty job.
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Then you just do it
carry on alone, okay.
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No, we can't drive.
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I don't care
It's not my car anyway.
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Hello, madame.
- Hello.
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Please move on.
- I have to talk to Francois.
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I'm allowed to go with that one
speak to a president who is close to the people?
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I wanted to know what
he offers to people
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who live their “normal life”
find it shitty?
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That doesn't work,
Unfortunately he is not here.
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I thought
Of course he doesn't work either.
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Oh I hate it. Instagram
always brings me down.
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When you see how they...
other people live.
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Ivanka Trump is in the Bahamas.
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Paris Hilton is in St. Barts.
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Kim Kardashian's fat ass
sits in the front row
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at a fashion show.
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Lazy bastards!
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Nicole Richie gets
the hair done.
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Nobody works but me or what?
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Enough! This has to come to an end.
I can not anymore.
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What are you staring at?
Are you keen on my shoes?
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Impudence!
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Mr. Attorney, I need
legal advice from you,
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because I want that
Life that is mine.
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A life without work.
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The lives of normal people
is really annoying.
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OK.
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I actually just need...
servants,
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photogenic friends,
and enough money,
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thus the gossip newspapers
always write about me,
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as a jet set, it girl,
or when I'm at the hairdresser...
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That's what got me all
Kept awake at night.
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The only solution I see
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is to become my mother's heir.
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But who is still alive?
- Correct.
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So her mother is still there
not deceased?
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That's exactly right.
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I understand.
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I would like free access
on their money,
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without her consent, okay?
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How is this supposed to happen without her consent?
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That's why I came to you.
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To find a solution.
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You could only do it in one
Force a state of emergency.
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I'm in an emergency.
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From a living person
Inheriting is complicated.
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They're so stuffy
it must be because of your job.
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They always get attached like that
small details.
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That's called the law.
- Just be creative.
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The law speaks against your case.
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If I stop working,
Your great laws
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keep me from inheriting,
I, however, have a comfortable one
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want to lead life.
What should I do about that?
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Your mother can completely
just decide
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part of their assets,
or just overwrite everything...
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The probability
is extremely low.
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Being an heiress means
to live like Paris Hilton,
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and not like a daughter
of a hostel owner.
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They have each other
Paris Hilton selected,
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a woman by her image
lives, sells her life.
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I need a good hanger,
to sell my life. Exactly.
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Find a famous person and
move in its circles.
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So you think I should have one
marry a really rich man?
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Or you marry a “celebrity”.
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One for whom the
media are interested.
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A celebrity wife.
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I need two packs of Prozac
and a Xanax.
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Do you have a prescription?
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No, this is for my husband.
He's a star, that's bad.
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I need a recipe.
It doesn't work without the prescription.
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Whatever, then you have his
Suicide attempt on conscience.
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00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:04,570
No, bad idea.
Celebrity wife is not an option.
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A manic depressive
to marry bad breath,
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around a headline like:
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"Johnny Depp has a new one"
to land.
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A footballer perhaps?
- A player's wife?
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00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:19,592
Hello.
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I need a deodorant,
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that works extremely well.
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It should be all sorts of things
Eliminate body odors
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and a really huge one
Refresh villa.
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Understood.
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00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:34,941
This is for the application under the
Poor and that for the house.
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What is that? hipster shit,
that protects the ozone layer?
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Screw the ozone layer.
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But it smells very good.
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What matters to me is the effect.
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00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,201
My husband trains
14 hours a day.
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He's dripping with sweat.
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It eats into the Versace
Curtains. This is killing me.
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00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,957
No, he is a footballer
a bad idea.
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Damn idea.
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women who like football
are all ugly.
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So maybe someone
from the business world?
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Maybe...
- A banker?
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00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:04,512
Why not?
If he owns a bank, that's enough.
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00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:11,721
Hello, I'm looking for one
very strong laxative.
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00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,644
This is for my husband, he is a
big animal in the financial industry.
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I don't want those
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old housewives recipes,
like plums or figs.
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00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:22,815
Maybe he has a blockage there
you should start with an enema.
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00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,820
No, no,
Unfortunately he is in prison.
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He can't relax there.
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00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,446
Yes.
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The best would be, as I said,
a microlax,
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in the event of a persistent blockage
two tablets daily.
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00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:41,337
He's getting uglier and uglier.
It's horrible.
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00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,590
Does he have to sit for a long time?
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Probably yes.
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How terrible.
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00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:50,217
I only have 11 euros with me...
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00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,218
We accept cards.
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00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:53,812
All my accounts are frozen.
I can't get to anything.
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00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,806
I'm canceling one thing again.
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00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,728
What thing?
- The Microlax.
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00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:01,062
What is it actually like? He dies
his own excrement?
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00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,610
Oh no. This is not...
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00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:08,365
Not a good idea with one
To end up a convict like Madoff.
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00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:11,947
Or a Greek who lives in...
Jesus sandals go hiking,
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00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,494
like Kerviel.
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00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:17,543
Don't worry. We
have already made progress.
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00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,504
They weren't exactly brilliant...
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Very friendly.
219
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,340
But you have mine
eyes opened.
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I don't want a normal life
with a few extras.
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00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,178
No, I'm aiming for the big goal.
222
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:34,057
I've just been with
spoken to a notary.
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00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:36,600
I have to think
and I prefer to run.
224
00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:39,149
Take this, here there is
no trash cans anywhere.
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I waited here for an hour.
226
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,519
Waited an hour.
227
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:45,648
Be happy that you have me
were able to get to know.
228
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,787
Sit down.
- My feet are killing me.
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00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,709
Just a short break.
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00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:47,630
There is a stool there.
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00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,054
Madame!
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00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:54,049
Sorry, down there
there is a stool.
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00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,014
Is there a stool...
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00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,306
Good day!
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00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:04,310
What a strange place.
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00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,860
This is a pharmacy.
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00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:10,357
Mere mortals always suffer
Upset stomach and angina?
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00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,158
How can I help you?
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00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:15,620
Now I realize how terrible
it is to be a normal citizen.
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00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,368
Hello?
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00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,168
Yes! Yes!
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00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,747
Thank you very much, Mr. Newspaperman!
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00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,787
Maria, I hear the television.
Open up!
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00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,085
Are you still sulking about me?
of the cigarette butt?
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00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,960
I need a prince
get married, but which one?
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00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,462
You know your way around royalty
out! You're a concierge.
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00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:16,340
Just read a gossip magazine
under the door.
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00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:18,391
You'll probably manage that.
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00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,469
Hello? Mary?
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00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:24,932
Reality TV has you
really spoiled.
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00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,233
Came!
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00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,440
Can we get a photo quickly?
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00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:35,741
Kad!
- A photo, please.
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00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,785
Hey, kids.
- Thanks.
255
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,948
You're really great. Ciao.
256
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:48,664
Duke of Bern!
257
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,673
Duke of Bern!
258
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,593
Duke of Bern!
259
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,010
Duke of Bern!
260
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,982
Open the window!
Just a quick question.
261
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:10,902
If you wanted to marry a prince,
who would you choose?
262
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:16,400
If I were you, I would be a prince
Taking Harry out of England.
263
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,526
The redhead?
264
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,654
That was a quick answer.
Have you tried it yet?
265
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,076
To marry him?
266
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,448
Hold back!
267
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,080
Hands off,
he's mine!
268
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:41,432
Drive. I don't know yet
where it should go.
269
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,768
But I will have the gene pool
improve a lot.
270
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,770
Stop!
271
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,522
There is my mother-in-law.
272
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,069
I have to talk to her.
273
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,947
Where is your mother-in-law?
- Back there.
274
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,995
I'll go talk to her.
I'll be right back.
275
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:11,914
She came through this tunnel
a tragic accident to death...
276
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,337
What's that supposed to mean?
Don't you have any decency?
277
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,545
Get out of there.
278
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:19,879
I'm talking to Diana right now.
279
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:20,930
Yes, of course, sure.
280
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,928
I need some rest.
- That doesn't exist...
281
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,141
Dear Diana,
282
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,265
you want me to marry Harry.
283
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,309
He clearly won't do anything
find better.
284
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,933
But I won't be the one
take on all the work.
285
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,517
point one,
286
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,895
you clear the way for me.
No competitors.
287
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:37,944
Number two, take care of yourself
the air humidity in England.
288
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:41,409
I get stubborn things from this
hair and that doesn't work at all.
289
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:44,529
And point three, remember
that I never
290
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,747
will do something charitable.
291
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,745
Okay, I'll hold you
up to date.
292
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,419
No, one more thing.
Could you make sure
293
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,916
that Harry keeps his hair.
294
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,668
Red is already bad,
but a bald head,
295
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,711
like William, is unbearable.
296
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,968
Hello. You're Camilla, right?
- Exactly.
297
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,846
I'm ready to get in.
298
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,970
Will you open the door for me?
299
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,601
OK.
300
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,184
Do you also have a chauffeur?
301
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,891
Naturally. Is that
not obvious?
302
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,392
Nobody told me that.
303
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,021
What do you have for?
then the headset there?
304
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,899
What about my luggage?
305
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,446
Do you have luggage?
- Yes.
306
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,619
Where?
- On my doorstep.
307
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,663
Fifth floor, no elevator.
308
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,631
That's what I have so far
not yet experienced.
309
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:19,833
What do you mean?
310
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:20,917
The.
311
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,928
London, here I come.
312
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:24,905
Sorry, this deck is
not accessible to passengers.
313
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:26,524
No, madame.
314
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,321
I saw Titanic.
315
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:31,162
We both know what's wrong with the poor
happened below deck.
316
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:34,533
I beg you, the journey in one
to spend in the wardrobe.
317
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,159
And definitely not
in this outfit.
318
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,787
Maybe you could
let captain know
319
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,288
that he can receive me now.
320
00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:42,340
Ladies and gentlemen,
321
00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,209
we will shortly
dock in Dover.
322
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:47,087
It will be for all vehicle owners
asked to contact immediately
323
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:49,172
to your vehicle
to go. Thank you.
324
00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:40,686
You're driving on the wrong side,
holy shit!
325
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:45,896
You won't be so snooty anymore
when the tax office busts you.
326
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,773
What's there to laugh about?
327
00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:20,772
What are all the people doing?
in my prince's garden?
328
00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:22,640
They preach and talk about God.
329
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,684
Oh, ridiculous.
330
00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:26,018
I don't believe in God.
331
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,316
Oh no?
- No.
332
00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:30,861
I want him to make everyone disappear,
like the water from the Red Sea.
333
00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:32,275
Jesus loves you.
334
00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:33,902
I don't care.
335
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:34,903
Jesus loves you.
336
00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:06,476
Oh no, that won't work.
337
00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:08,527
Curtains are for concierges.
338
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:11,648
That's where hmm... frosted glass comes in!
339
00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:14,025
Is this a load-bearing wall?
340
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:15,780
So she can go?
341
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,745
A nice ceiling height.
342
00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:19,742
Paint over the two fat women up there.
343
00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:22,165
Here could be a nice one
Bathroom clean.
344
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,911
A lot really needs to be done.
345
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,923
Sorry, there are
Japanese tourists
346
00:24:36,934 --> 00:24:39,221
and a ramp for wheelchair users.
347
00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:41,845
I was told that
Prince Harry lives here,
348
00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:43,896
but obviously this is here
a museum.
349
00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:45,515
That's part of it.
350
00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:47,270
If you would like...
351
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:49,564
How do I get to the private area?
352
00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:52,029
Go right and right again.
353
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:52,772
OK.
354
00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:54,615
Then you see the police.
355
00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:57,444
And nobody helps me here
with my luggage?
356
00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:35,862
Harry!
357
00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,783
My God, come down.
358
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:39,151
Can you open the gate?
359
00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:41,279
I'm trying to reach Harry,
but he doesn't seem to hear me...
360
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,863
I told you to come down.
361
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:45,825
Okay, then come and
open the gate, concierge.
362
00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:47,910
Yes, we have someone here...
363
00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:50,250
Go and tell me now.
364
00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:52,422
Petty wimp.
Report to Queen Mum straight away.
365
00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:57,260
I hope you're calling Harry right now.
366
00:25:58,098 --> 00:25:59,930
Tell him Camilla is here.
367
00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:01,970
His future wife and
not his ugly stepmother.
368
00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:03,433
Quiet!
Please show your ID.
369
00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:08,014
Open the window,
it smells like kebab.
370
00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:17,148
Get out of there, Pete Doherty,
this is my corner.
371
00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:22,278
Have a nice day.
372
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,530
These are real here
unreasonable conditions.
373
00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:28,038
I'll call right away
Amnesty International.
374
00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:31,504
You'll regret this.
375
00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:57,316
Stuffy bitch!
376
00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:08,453
Porter, take care of it
please take care of it!
377
00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:20,628
You're sitting in my seat.
378
00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:26,092
Hotelier!
379
00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:27,676
Give me your best room.
380
00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:30,763
So with a carpet without pubic hair.
381
00:27:30,774 --> 00:27:33,607
And you can use the bedspread
also have it removed,
382
00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:35,856
because it was already by
touched ugly people.
383
00:27:35,946 --> 00:27:37,903
And that's just disgusting.
384
00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:40,694
No roommate should leave at 5 a.m
have to to catch a plane.
385
00:27:40,701 --> 00:27:43,784
No horny neighbors and please
no children around either.
386
00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:44,822
Understood?
387
00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:47,447
The shampoo and that
Razors can go too.
388
00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:50,916
The shower stuff too, I wash it
not me with cheap liquid soap.
389
00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:52,955
OK?
390
00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:56,084
Here is my card.
391
00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:58,128
My mother pays.
392
00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:01,335
Thanks.
393
00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:03,337
I have so much to do.
394
00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:05,965
Can you tell me the gossip
Bring magazines upstairs?
395
00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:08,050
Thank you.
396
00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:09,426
Seriously?
397
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,411
Yes?
398
00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:15,208
Excuse me.
- What do you want?
399
00:29:15,212 --> 00:29:17,078
Room service.
- No no no.
400
00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:20,130
If I don't call you, then
you shouldn't bother me.
401
00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:47,195
Hello, soldiers, hello.
402
00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:49,197
I'm looking for Prince Harry's regiment.
403
00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:51,199
I don't know where that is.
404
00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:53,452
Let's not complicate it.
405
00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:56,079
This is a regiment full of fat asses.
406
00:29:56,086 --> 00:29:57,918
Where is his office?
407
00:29:57,921 --> 00:29:59,832
These are the horseguards.
408
00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:02,085
Are you doing this for the tourists?
409
00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:03,461
Yes, you can watch.
410
00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:05,463
A regiment full of losers, right?
411
00:30:05,554 --> 00:30:06,794
To the other side!
412
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:09,092
What do I have to do to...
to join his regiment?
413
00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:10,718
You have to pass a test.
414
00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,425
A test? I don't think so.
415
00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:15,011
I have everything you need
needed for the army.
416
00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:21,942
My safety is
top priority.
417
00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:23,936
I'm here today, thanks
a few other soldiers,
418
00:30:23,947 --> 00:30:26,564
who died like flies,
to protect me.
419
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:27,815
OK?
420
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,567
The fat ones to the front
421
00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:32,574
and all the beanstalks
backwards.
422
00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:34,200
Go! Go! Go!
423
00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:36,202
Let's go! And limbo.
424
00:30:36,293 --> 00:30:37,783
Give me: "Yes Princess"
425
00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:38,955
Yes, princess!
426
00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:40,662
Go! Go! Go!
427
00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:42,587
If only I had one
get splashed,
428
00:30:42,591 --> 00:30:44,582
I'll give you a brand.
429
00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:46,584
Over here!
430
00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:49,053
Fine, I'll close you
my sergeant.
431
00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:51,673
You idiot! Help!
432
00:30:51,808 --> 00:30:53,048
Leave him there.
433
00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:55,100
He's just a burden to us.
434
00:30:58,065 --> 00:30:59,100
Won!
435
00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:01,102
Now let's torture the enemies!
436
00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:02,809
With my Susan Boyle CD.
437
00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:04,818
Yes, sir!
438
00:31:04,905 --> 00:31:07,442
Come on, I want the asses
see in motion.
439
00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:08,655
One two! One two!
440
00:31:08,742 --> 00:31:11,359
This is how you get rid of your cellulite
never go.
441
00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:13,114
Move your asses!
442
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:14,570
I'm going to change.
443
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,564
Hello? Anyone home?
444
00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:44,558
Is this the recruiting office?
445
00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:45,434
Yes, come in.
446
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,646
I want to join the army.
- Okay.
447
00:31:48,782 --> 00:31:51,695
And I'm especially interested in that
Horseguards interested.
448
00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:52,650
Horseguards?
449
00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:55,862
I don't want you to think me
apply to the Horseguards,
450
00:31:55,956 --> 00:31:58,038
because it's Prince Harry's regiment.
451
00:31:58,041 --> 00:31:59,907
No, that would be really stupid.
452
00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:01,158
No no.
453
00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:04,036
I have lots of good ideas...
-Yes?
454
00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:07,585
How to be significant
Organized events.
455
00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:07,956
Yes?
456
00:32:08,051 --> 00:32:09,962
Events that the
people will remember.
457
00:32:10,303 --> 00:32:12,465
I can improve a few things
458
00:32:12,556 --> 00:32:16,800
and arrange marches,
breathtaking shows,
459
00:32:16,810 --> 00:32:18,676
like Chanel. Do you understand?
460
00:32:18,687 --> 00:32:21,179
So you want one
Creating choreography, right?
461
00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:23,014
Yes, exactly!
462
00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:25,892
Think for example
to gay pride.
463
00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:26,767
Yes.
464
00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:29,820
They really stand out and
are effective.
465
00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:32,068
Because they know how
you do a show.
466
00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:34,567
And there are a lot of fags
in the army...
467
00:32:34,703 --> 00:32:36,569
The talents should be used.
468
00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:40,164
And the visual impact
should be enlarged.
469
00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:41,328
I understand.
470
00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:44,456
The soldiers could
Use water guns.
471
00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:46,457
And shoot with it and
then it explodes.
472
00:32:46,548 --> 00:32:48,585
Then there is glitter.
473
00:32:48,675 --> 00:32:52,543
So when you enter
and want to participate,
474
00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:55,550
you would have to present yourself as
enlist as a normal soldier.
475
00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:56,714
And then go on the career path.
476
00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:58,970
No, I don't have time
for the dirty work.
477
00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:01,848
Look out the window,
I'll show you what I can do.
478
00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:03,895
I don't take no for an answer.
479
00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:07,557
You, for example.
480
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:09,438
You have to work on yours
Work body language.
481
00:33:09,529 --> 00:33:12,772
Do you hear? You're so stiff
That's not sexy at all.
482
00:33:12,908 --> 00:33:14,239
Okay, try it like this.
483
00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:16,943
1, 2, 3, 4 and pose!
484
00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:20,363
1, 2, 3, 4 and pose!
485
00:33:20,457 --> 00:33:22,698
OK? Make a little effort.
486
00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:25,076
1,2,3,4,Pose.
487
00:33:25,295 --> 00:33:28,083
You absolutely have to have yours
Throw hair back.
488
00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:31,081
Take the stick out of your ass.
489
00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:33,709
You practice now while I
take care of the others.
490
00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:54,438
My God!
Who is the choreographer here?
491
00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:56,690
Who got this steamy one?
Made up a turd?
492
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:59,159
He lost his job straight away!
493
00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:01,619
Now imagine
in star shape.
494
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:04,289
People don't watch
because it's so good,
495
00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:06,203
That's NOT you!
496
00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:09,207
I go to the middle
and you do what I say.
497
00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:13,048
Be careful, because
This is going to be really intense!
498
00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:16,092
Don't move! Go again
to your position!
499
00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:17,840
Leave this area!
500
00:34:17,847 --> 00:34:19,463
Too many people!
501
00:34:20,767 --> 00:34:22,929
That's no fun.
I'm disappearing.
502
00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:24,509
I'm leaving, I said.
503
00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:26,725
Why are you following me?
504
00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:28,472
Do you want to break my arm?
505
00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:30,478
The dyke hurts me!
506
00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:31,934
Let me go!
507
00:34:32,445 --> 00:34:36,188
I just told the recruiter
want to show what I can do.
508
00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:37,906
What were you thinking?
509
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:40,693
You know exactly what you want
have employed.
510
00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:42,243
Okay, I'll call my lawyer.
511
00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:03,932
Fuck off Kate Moss, this is my bed.
512
00:36:41,491 --> 00:36:43,027
Sorry, get out of there.
513
00:36:58,842 --> 00:37:01,004
Phew, phew! Downtown Abbey!
514
00:37:01,094 --> 00:37:03,005
Phew, phew! Assface!
515
00:37:30,498 --> 00:37:32,739
Great, I think you
understood me.
516
00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:36,335
The goal is to be in one
to invade the noble house.
517
00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:38,328
Just like a ninja.
- Yes!
518
00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:41,127
I just need the basic knowledge,
I learn very quickly.
519
00:37:41,217 --> 00:37:44,130
For example, if you do something
between his teeth...
520
00:37:44,137 --> 00:37:46,128
I laugh discreetly.
521
00:37:46,973 --> 00:37:48,964
Okay, no spinach.
522
00:37:49,058 --> 00:37:50,890
So then, get started.
523
00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:52,638
Let's start with a tea time,
524
00:37:52,729 --> 00:37:55,596
hopefully appears here
service soon.
525
00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:57,894
Hey! Do you also get service here?
526
00:37:57,984 --> 00:37:59,224
Madam.
-Yes?
527
00:37:59,319 --> 00:38:02,232
We don't call for the waitress,
we wait until it appears.
528
00:38:02,322 --> 00:38:04,780
Okay, but we're sitting
here for almost an eternity.
529
00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:09,118
Exactly. Well, the way you sit,
is not exactly appropriate.
530
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,906
Should I pretend?
sit like you?
531
00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:12,203
Excuse me?
532
00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:15,745
So? Oh, it worked.
533
00:38:15,835 --> 00:38:17,246
What do you want to drink?
534
00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:18,953
We would like two teas.
- Yes gladly.
535
00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:20,124
What kind of tea would you like?
536
00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:22,877
I want black tea,
but with a straw,
537
00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:26,130
because I don't want those black ones
Get teeth like the English.
538
00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:27,882
Darjeeling? Earl Grey?
539
00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:29,929
I don't give a shit
as you want.
540
00:38:29,933 --> 00:38:31,890
Camilla, such expressions
we don't use it.
541
00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:33,432
I don't care.
You can decide.
542
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,056
You are welcome to surprise me too.
543
00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:37,103
You can leave now.
- Thank you very much.
544
00:38:37,524 --> 00:38:39,106
That was very rude.
545
00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:41,896
What do I say if?
shall we meet?
546
00:38:41,903 --> 00:38:43,689
They say, "How are you?"
547
00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:45,111
And not: "Nice to see you."
548
00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:47,572
Because if I don't know you
and don't know who you are,
549
00:38:47,575 --> 00:38:50,192
isn't it nice to see you,
because I don't know you.
550
00:38:50,203 --> 00:38:53,912
Yes, but my looks
it's beautiful and promising.
551
00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:56,581
All right, what should we talk about?
552
00:38:56,584 --> 00:38:58,996
So not about topics that are too serious.
553
00:38:59,087 --> 00:39:01,044
Better to talk about pleasant topics.
554
00:39:01,047 --> 00:39:03,334
What does the English think?
Society is pleasant?
555
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:06,629
Well, we like to start with the weather
on. That's always a good start.
556
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:07,504
The weather?
557
00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:10,129
And then you find each other quickly
better topics of conversation.
558
00:39:10,223 --> 00:39:14,262
So it's a tradition, conversations
to start as boring as possible?
559
00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,263
Yes, you know the other one
Not a person
560
00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:18,641
and doesn't know their attitude either.
561
00:39:18,731 --> 00:39:21,598
So I can't ask anything,
what really interests me?
562
00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:23,104
Such as:
563
00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:26,149
"Hello, how much money do you make?
Who are you sleeping with?"
564
00:39:26,155 --> 00:39:27,691
No, if you have someone
meeting for the first time, no.
565
00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:29,773
- I'll start like this: "Ohhh!"
- Exactly!
566
00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:31,491
"The sun is slowly coming out."
567
00:39:31,578 --> 00:39:32,443
Perfect!
568
00:39:32,453 --> 00:39:34,615
"Much better than rain."
And then I laugh like you.
569
00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:36,868
Exactly. We always laugh
very polite about everything.
570
00:39:36,958 --> 00:39:38,744
Uh! The polite laugh.
571
00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:39,741
Yes, politely.
572
00:39:39,836 --> 00:39:41,497
What's the dress code like?
573
00:39:41,588 --> 00:39:43,920
if I go to a noble house
want to be included?
574
00:39:44,007 --> 00:39:48,422
Because I noticed that the nobility
dresses really ugly.
575
00:39:48,511 --> 00:39:50,752
"Less is more"
Have you heard about it?
576
00:39:50,847 --> 00:39:51,712
Yes.
577
00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:54,465
A skirt should reach the knees
go, or a little longer.
578
00:39:54,559 --> 00:39:56,800
And the shoes shouldn't
have heels that are too high.
579
00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:58,431
Shit! That's terrible.
580
00:39:58,438 --> 00:40:02,853
That means something like
to forego any kind of sex appeal,
581
00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:06,151
what really, really
becomes difficult.
582
00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:08,065
What do we do next?
583
00:40:08,156 --> 00:40:11,114
Well, each knife is made for one
certain food is used.
584
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,692
A steak knife has a pointed blade.
585
00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:26,121
Sorry, I'm bored
me to death.
586
00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:28,206
I have to find an outfit.
587
00:40:28,217 --> 00:40:29,378
Do it well.
588
00:40:29,469 --> 00:40:31,380
Goodbye, every minute was
a pleasure for me.
589
00:40:31,471 --> 00:40:33,462
Enjoy your tea, bunny.
-Thank you.
590
00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:48,189
Where to please?
591
00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:51,981
Take me to the cream de
la crème of English fashion.
592
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:18,048
I have all about this
English noble house learned.
593
00:41:18,059 --> 00:41:20,551
They are completely different
than me. Completely.
594
00:41:20,645 --> 00:41:22,636
The problem begins
with your legs.
595
00:41:22,730 --> 00:41:23,811
What kind of problem?
596
00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:25,889
Don't you see the problem?
- They're really thin!
597
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,607
No, not really thin,
simply perfect.
598
00:41:27,694 --> 00:41:30,732
Like caramel and those
Skin is super smooth.
599
00:41:30,738 --> 00:41:33,150
And if I like one
English girl wants to look like,
600
00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:35,819
they have to be completely white and
be lumpy, like rice pudding.
601
00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:38,615
Hide mine perfectly
looking body easy,
602
00:41:38,705 --> 00:41:40,616
and make me
to a piece of leek.
603
00:41:40,707 --> 00:41:42,243
Leek?
- Well these vegetables.
604
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:43,494
Oh, leeks?
605
00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:46,952
Yes, so concentrate
on big ugly flowers
606
00:41:47,046 --> 00:41:50,414
and unfavorable cuts,
which look absolutely terrible.
607
00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:52,382
I don't know what you mean.
608
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,007
This is really terrible.
609
00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:02,009
Would you like to look older?
610
00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:04,728
Older and uglier.
611
00:42:04,814 --> 00:42:06,725
They seem to be obsessed with
to play a role.
612
00:42:07,483 --> 00:42:08,689
Why don't you stay?
just yourself?
613
00:42:08,818 --> 00:42:12,027
If I walk in there like that, I'll fall
who get on their knees and shout: "Beyonce!"
614
00:42:12,155 --> 00:42:13,771
No, that's not the plan.
615
00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:22,620
This looks like one
Camping tablecloth.
616
00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:27,368
I know that none
simple task is
617
00:42:27,462 --> 00:42:29,419
because everything suits me.
618
00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:32,088
Everything looks good
from me.
619
00:42:32,425 --> 00:42:34,257
I'll go take a look
whether I find something.
620
00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:35,216
Not like that!
621
00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:37,510
Don't worry about athlete's foot
Worry, I have my shoes on.
622
00:42:37,597 --> 00:42:39,087
You can't go without clothes
walk around here.
623
00:42:40,099 --> 00:42:41,464
Really tiring.
624
00:42:41,476 --> 00:42:43,888
And something in beige or marron
625
00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:46,595
or brown or a poop color.
626
00:42:47,690 --> 00:42:50,057
But that's not leather, it's plastic.
627
00:42:50,151 --> 00:42:52,062
That's plastic, Gabrielle.
628
00:42:56,032 --> 00:42:58,865
I really like you
very, and also her figure.
629
00:42:58,951 --> 00:43:01,238
You could become my chambermaid.
630
00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:06,407
I'm slowly adapting.
631
00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:10,706
That's great, but it has to be
look really old.
632
00:43:10,713 --> 00:43:12,624
It's like that in England,
633
00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:15,582
that it is fancier,
if it looks old.
634
00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:16,336
Yes.
635
00:43:16,344 --> 00:43:17,926
They're all Protestants.
636
00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:20,512
That's why you're really, really stingy.
637
00:43:21,724 --> 00:43:23,761
Am I looking too good again?
638
00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:40,982
Do you need a taxi?
639
00:43:41,077 --> 00:43:43,409
No, I get it
a private chauffeur?
640
00:43:43,412 --> 00:43:45,369
Oh, a chauffeur?
- Yes, chauffeur.
641
00:43:46,916 --> 00:43:49,954
I'm going to this polo match,
642
00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:53,753
because I will be there
Meet Prince Harry.
643
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:54,875
OK.
644
00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:57,503
I plan on the next one
to become a princess.
645
00:43:57,885 --> 00:44:01,048
I just have to meet him.
646
00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:01,924
OK.
647
00:44:01,931 --> 00:44:05,515
Because once he sees me,
he will fall for me.
648
00:44:05,518 --> 00:44:06,883
OK.
649
00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:09,470
Nobody can resist me, Nadji.
650
00:44:09,564 --> 00:44:11,100
No one!
- No one?
651
00:44:11,190 --> 00:44:12,305
No.
652
00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:19,150
Nadji, look at me
when I get out.
653
00:44:22,118 --> 00:44:23,279
Be careful!
654
00:44:23,619 --> 00:44:26,236
Have you seen my panties?
- No, I didn't see anything.
655
00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:28,287
I knew that I was for
I did the job.
656
00:44:37,425 --> 00:44:38,665
Voila.
657
00:44:52,607 --> 00:44:55,816
The problem is that the helmets
cover the hair.
658
00:44:55,818 --> 00:44:57,149
I'm looking for Prince Harry.
659
00:44:57,236 --> 00:44:58,271
Windsor?
660
00:44:58,362 --> 00:45:00,478
Maybe he is there? Or there?
661
00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:06,034
Hello.
- Hello.
662
00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:07,656
What are you doing?
663
00:45:07,747 --> 00:45:10,956
I pretend I do
Want to plug holes again.
664
00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:12,494
How do we know each other?
665
00:45:12,585 --> 00:45:14,496
I don't think we know each other.
666
00:45:14,587 --> 00:45:16,453
I'm coming to you girls
quickly confused.
667
00:45:16,672 --> 00:45:18,379
Say, old man,
668
00:45:18,466 --> 00:45:20,002
I still have Harry
not see play.
669
00:45:20,092 --> 00:45:22,003
He only plays at
next game with?
670
00:45:22,094 --> 00:45:24,051
What?
-Harry? The prince?
671
00:45:26,098 --> 00:45:27,554
Prince Harry?
672
00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:30,175
What is that noise? I carry
a hearing aid, you see.
673
00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:32,473
Varya sure, he's through.
- I hear strange noises.
674
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,972
No, that's the guy there
over there with the trumpet.
675
00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:36,431
OK.
676
00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:37,686
He takes a photo.
677
00:45:37,777 --> 00:45:39,393
He is senile.
678
00:45:40,196 --> 00:45:41,231
OK.
679
00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:42,733
I would like to meet you again.
680
00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:44,734
Not me, but okay.
681
00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:46,736
I would like you
get to know in more detail.
682
00:45:46,827 --> 00:45:48,488
What a piglet.
683
00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:50,536
Perverted libertine.
684
00:45:58,172 --> 00:45:59,583
Hello, nice to meet you.
685
00:45:59,674 --> 00:46:01,631
Hello!
- How are you doing?
686
00:46:01,634 --> 00:46:04,877
I am Camilla, Countess
by Paris Amoureuse.
687
00:46:04,971 --> 00:46:06,882
Hello, nice to meet you.
How are you doing?
688
00:46:06,973 --> 00:46:08,463
Very pleased.
689
00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:11,512
Some poor weather,
don't you think?
690
00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:13,513
Yes, really a shame.
691
00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:15,220
The clouds could
quietly disappear.
692
00:46:15,314 --> 00:46:17,225
Okay, enough. I don't see Harry.
693
00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:19,227
Is he playing in this game?
694
00:46:19,318 --> 00:46:21,229
No, I don't think so.
695
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:22,981
This is so frustrating.
696
00:46:23,072 --> 00:46:25,404
My concierge said,
that he would play here.
697
00:46:26,575 --> 00:46:28,566
I'll go ahead here
Die boredom.
698
00:46:28,995 --> 00:46:30,406
Prince Harry?
699
00:46:30,496 --> 00:46:31,452
The prince?
700
00:46:31,455 --> 00:46:34,243
The younger ones are already up
played on the other side.
701
00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:36,244
Shit, I had everything
so beautifully planned.
702
00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:40,420
I wanted to go over too,
to meet my granddaughter.
703
00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:43,214
Now I have everything extra
let it wax nicely
704
00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:45,458
and that will be down there now
grow back again.
705
00:46:45,553 --> 00:46:47,510
I specially made it in Paris
leave, don't worry.
706
00:46:47,513 --> 00:46:50,471
Because it's impossible here in London
Find a good waxing studio.
707
00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:51,639
Impossible!
708
00:46:51,726 --> 00:46:52,591
My goodness.
709
00:46:52,601 --> 00:46:54,763
That's why the English ones are there
Men maybe like that
710
00:46:54,854 --> 00:46:57,186
Bushes and gardening.
711
00:46:57,273 --> 00:46:58,855
I don't know it.
712
00:46:58,941 --> 00:47:01,103
I'm sorry, but I
have no time,
713
00:47:01,193 --> 00:47:03,275
They are very nice, but I can
not chat with you,
714
00:47:03,362 --> 00:47:05,603
because you are just middle class.
715
00:47:05,614 --> 00:47:08,447
The people here are
not chic enough,
716
00:47:08,451 --> 00:47:10,362
to wait tables for the king.
717
00:47:10,369 --> 00:47:12,326
My informant has me
totally screwed.
718
00:47:12,413 --> 00:47:14,700
I have no time. Bye.
719
00:47:19,712 --> 00:47:21,202
Excuse me.
720
00:47:21,213 --> 00:47:23,454
Do you know where I
find the polo players?
721
00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:26,462
Let's hope it's not like that
primitive as the spectators are.
722
00:47:26,469 --> 00:47:28,426
Are you for one
Beauty pageant here?
723
00:47:28,429 --> 00:47:30,340
With the poodle, of course.
724
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,176
Hello, stable boy.
- Hello.
725
00:47:36,312 --> 00:47:39,395
I wanted to ask you, stable boy,
do you know Prince Harry?
726
00:47:39,398 --> 00:47:41,355
Yes, he plays here.
727
00:47:41,442 --> 00:47:42,978
Yes, I know, but he's not here.
728
00:47:43,069 --> 00:47:44,400
Where can I find him?
729
00:47:44,487 --> 00:47:47,696
He is preparing for the
Invictus Games. They start tomorrow.
730
00:47:47,698 --> 00:47:49,939
It's going to be a big ceremony
in the Olympic Park.
731
00:47:49,950 --> 00:47:52,191
I have tickets if you're interested.
732
00:47:52,286 --> 00:47:54,118
Okay, you're great.
733
00:47:54,121 --> 00:47:56,112
You can be my lover.
734
00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:56,742
OK.
735
00:47:56,832 --> 00:48:00,200
Do you know Lady Di? She had
also a polo player as a lover.
736
00:48:00,211 --> 00:48:02,077
And I need one too. OK?
737
00:48:02,088 --> 00:48:04,250
But one more thing:
738
00:48:04,340 --> 00:48:07,128
Clearly, we'll never do it
without a condom, okay?
739
00:48:07,134 --> 00:48:10,217
Because if I have a child
and he's not a redhead,
740
00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:12,758
then I'll get in trouble. OK?
741
00:48:12,848 --> 00:48:15,385
Come on, you can
keep your hat on.
742
00:48:15,476 --> 00:48:16,511
Come!
743
00:48:16,602 --> 00:48:18,138
Where are we going then?
744
00:48:18,229 --> 00:48:19,594
My horse is still missing.
745
00:48:19,688 --> 00:48:21,599
Oh, your horse is coming with you?
- Yes.
746
00:48:21,690 --> 00:48:23,647
Oh no!
747
00:48:29,448 --> 00:48:31,234
It's wonderful weather, isn't it?
748
00:48:31,325 --> 00:48:32,611
Yes that's it.
749
00:48:32,701 --> 00:48:34,112
How was your day?
750
00:48:34,203 --> 00:48:35,193
Just work.
751
00:48:35,204 --> 00:48:37,320
Okay, great. My day was fantastic!.
752
00:48:37,331 --> 00:48:38,662
Okay, that's nice.
753
00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:40,285
I have achieved a lot.
754
00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:43,000
I finally know now
where I find Prince Harry.
755
00:48:43,087 --> 00:48:44,202
That's good.
756
00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:49,291
The Invictus Games.
That sounds so promising.
757
00:49:21,584 --> 00:49:23,621
Okay, I've changed my mind.
758
00:49:23,711 --> 00:49:25,167
Take me to Harrods.
759
00:49:25,504 --> 00:49:27,120
Where to, madam?
- Harrods.
760
00:49:27,214 --> 00:49:28,875
Oh to Harrods, the department store!
761
00:49:40,227 --> 00:49:42,559
There must be a misunderstanding
given, Diana.
762
00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:44,978
The division of labor was clear.
763
00:49:45,065 --> 00:49:47,978
I make everything possible here,
move entire mountains
764
00:49:48,068 --> 00:49:52,653
while you absolutely nothing
what you did when it came to Harry's ex.
765
00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:54,567
She's in every newspaper.
766
00:49:54,658 --> 00:49:56,569
And she is one of them
Invictus Games invited.
767
00:49:56,660 --> 00:50:00,198
We have to this pathetic burr
get rid of it once and for all.
768
00:50:00,289 --> 00:50:02,246
Let's destroy your reputation.
769
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:04,700
And nothing boring,
like genital herpes or something.
770
00:50:04,710 --> 00:50:08,453
We have to make her an outsider
make that is despised by everyone.
771
00:50:08,923 --> 00:50:12,382
Now I have even more work.
I'm really disappointed, Diana.
772
00:50:13,219 --> 00:50:16,462
That's what I need, a snitch.
773
00:50:22,561 --> 00:50:24,598
Come in.
774
00:50:24,688 --> 00:50:26,645
Stop, put the tray here.
775
00:50:27,066 --> 00:50:29,353
Can you pour me some tea?
776
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:30,600
Yes.
777
00:50:30,694 --> 00:50:34,688
I'm almost finished with my plan.
Stir to cool.
778
00:50:34,782 --> 00:50:37,114
I'm not the only one here
who has to work.
779
00:50:39,537 --> 00:50:42,029
Who are you actually looking for?
780
00:50:42,122 --> 00:50:43,362
Who am I looking for?
781
00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:44,822
After your grandma...
782
00:50:44,917 --> 00:50:46,658
You are looking for...
783
00:50:46,752 --> 00:50:51,212
Yes! My plan is so perfect,
even you understand that.
784
00:50:51,215 --> 00:50:53,377
There is only one hurdle
with this plan.
785
00:50:53,467 --> 00:50:55,378
Look here, you can see the problem here...
786
00:50:56,136 --> 00:50:57,501
Who do we have there?
787
00:50:57,596 --> 00:50:58,882
The burdock.
788
00:50:58,973 --> 00:51:00,589
That's his girlfriend.
789
00:51:00,599 --> 00:51:02,715
Blow on my tea,
it's too hot. Go!
790
00:51:02,810 --> 00:51:04,767
No, no, no, go ahead, blow.
791
00:51:04,770 --> 00:51:07,853
She is always near him, so must
I get rid of this stupid blonde,
792
00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:09,305
to get my prince.
793
00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:10,806
Give me my tea.
794
00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:12,892
He's still hot,
you can't blow properly.
795
00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:15,065
You don't have to me
get dressed, you can go.
796
00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:39,635
Is everything OK with you?
797
00:51:46,312 --> 00:51:47,427
I've got it!
798
00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:49,888
I have a plan.
799
00:51:49,898 --> 00:51:51,855
Nice evening.
-No thanks.
800
00:51:58,282 --> 00:51:59,443
Hello?
801
00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:01,066
Yes, hello.
802
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,401
I'm Camilla Kechiche...
803
00:52:03,412 --> 00:52:04,117
Please, who?
804
00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:07,159
Camilla Kechiche, yes, I am one
French film director.
805
00:52:07,249 --> 00:52:09,866
I was on your website
806
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:13,669
and have this girl
seen, number 25.
807
00:52:13,756 --> 00:52:14,837
Okay, I'll take a look.
808
00:52:14,923 --> 00:52:16,288
You have them on
seen on our website?
809
00:52:16,383 --> 00:52:18,715
Yes, she looks like Cressida Bonas.
810
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:20,255
Yes, her name is Charlotte.
811
00:52:20,346 --> 00:52:22,337
Yes, Charlotte, whatever.
812
00:52:22,348 --> 00:52:24,965
Charlotte number 25,
I like that.
813
00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:25,510
Yes.
814
00:52:25,517 --> 00:52:27,428
I want her in my film.
815
00:52:27,436 --> 00:52:28,801
Can I meet her this afternoon?
816
00:52:28,896 --> 00:52:31,228
I would have to call her.
- I need them this afternoon.
817
00:52:31,231 --> 00:52:33,222
I can try it.
— Yes, today.
818
00:52:33,233 --> 00:52:35,349
Well, I am
not sure if...
819
00:52:35,361 --> 00:52:36,772
This afternoon.
820
00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:23,944
Oh! Hi!
821
00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:25,024
Hello.
822
00:53:25,369 --> 00:53:27,986
All your dogs?
- No, I'm just taking them out.
823
00:53:27,996 --> 00:53:29,703
So that one is mine.
824
00:53:29,707 --> 00:53:31,289
This is yours?
- Yes.
825
00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:33,833
Oh my god, he's really cute.
826
00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:36,202
What kind of race is that?
827
00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:37,999
That's a corgi.
- A corgi?
828
00:53:38,090 --> 00:53:38,625
Yes.
829
00:53:38,757 --> 00:53:43,467
Is it true that this is the case?
The Queen's favorite breed?
830
00:53:43,554 --> 00:53:45,511
Yes, the Queen's favorite dog.
831
00:53:45,597 --> 00:53:47,008
Hey!
832
00:53:47,725 --> 00:53:48,965
Hey!
833
00:53:51,770 --> 00:53:53,056
Stop!
834
00:53:54,857 --> 00:53:56,018
Stand still!
835
00:53:57,985 --> 00:54:00,602
Hey! I'll finish you!
836
00:54:00,779 --> 00:54:02,611
Where are you running to?
837
00:54:09,455 --> 00:54:11,162
Stop!
838
00:54:29,183 --> 00:54:30,844
Stupid fools!
839
00:54:44,948 --> 00:54:48,532
You are fat, ugly and have
Bad breath, so stay seated.
840
00:54:48,535 --> 00:54:50,492
Got it!?
841
00:55:00,130 --> 00:55:01,370
Unbelievable, such stubby legs!
842
00:55:12,851 --> 00:55:14,762
Hello, sit down.
843
00:55:14,770 --> 00:55:18,764
Yes, hello.
Hello, sweetheart.
844
00:55:18,774 --> 00:55:20,606
It's called sausage.
845
00:55:20,692 --> 00:55:23,229
Hello.
- I'm Camilla, the director.
846
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,560
Hello Camilla.
847
00:55:24,571 --> 00:55:26,187
Have you heard about the project yet?
848
00:55:26,198 --> 00:55:28,314
No.
- I'll tell you.
849
00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:32,114
It's an artistic commercial
for the protection of animals.
850
00:55:32,204 --> 00:55:33,069
Cool.
851
00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:35,154
What we want to show is
852
00:55:35,290 --> 00:55:37,827
that there is violence everywhere
towards animals.
853
00:55:37,918 --> 00:55:39,579
And that one
must end.
854
00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:40,956
Yes.
- Okay?
855
00:55:41,046 --> 00:55:43,208
Do you like animals?
- I love animals.
856
00:55:43,382 --> 00:55:44,838
Perfect!
857
00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:46,799
So the plan...
858
00:55:46,885 --> 00:55:50,799
So the concept is, with one
Rotate your smartphone, okay?
859
00:55:50,931 --> 00:55:52,513
This is real and works...
860
00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:54,556
like a stolen video.
861
00:55:54,643 --> 00:55:56,304
Do you understand that?
- Yes.
862
00:55:56,311 --> 00:55:58,473
That just touches people more.
863
00:55:58,564 --> 00:56:00,931
That's all you need to know.
864
00:56:01,024 --> 00:56:03,561
Suits you well.
The perfect role for you.
865
00:56:03,735 --> 00:56:06,693
You've had it before
someone said that
866
00:56:06,697 --> 00:56:11,316
you look similar to...
Harry's ex-girlfriend,
867
00:56:11,451 --> 00:56:13,988
or current girlfriend,
I can't see through it.
868
00:56:14,079 --> 00:56:15,990
Cressida? OK!
869
00:56:16,081 --> 00:56:17,571
Yes.
-Yes?
870
00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:19,870
Yes, that was mine
already said many times.
871
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:21,951
This is very good!
872
00:56:23,005 --> 00:56:25,167
What do I have to do?
873
00:56:25,924 --> 00:56:28,837
I'll explain that to you on set.
It's very simple.
874
00:56:28,927 --> 00:56:30,042
OK.
875
00:56:30,053 --> 00:56:31,964
Don't worry about that.
876
00:56:32,055 --> 00:56:34,467
Peace and quiet on set!!!
877
00:56:35,017 --> 00:56:37,304
The camera is rolling!
878
00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:39,260
Fuck off, you peeping Tom...
879
00:56:39,354 --> 00:56:41,311
And... action!
880
00:56:41,565 --> 00:56:44,102
Come here! My goodness!
881
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:48,227
You stupid fucking fools!
882
00:56:48,572 --> 00:56:50,188
Stop! Cut! Cut!
883
00:56:50,198 --> 00:56:53,316
No, that's bad.
Really bad.
884
00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:55,868
It's really bad.
Total shit.
885
00:56:55,954 --> 00:56:57,865
That's not that,
what I want to have.
886
00:56:57,956 --> 00:57:01,915
Okay, Cressida, concentrate!
I need to feel the hate, okay?
887
00:57:01,919 --> 00:57:04,456
You hate that dog.
I'll show you.
888
00:57:04,713 --> 00:57:07,546
You are the ugliest thing
that I have ever seen.
889
00:57:07,549 --> 00:57:09,836
You are useless and
you have bad breath.
890
00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:13,006
I can't believe it,
that pandas will soon become extinct,
891
00:57:13,096 --> 00:57:15,133
while your brother is with you
his fat ass
892
00:57:15,223 --> 00:57:17,339
sits on the throne in the palace.
893
00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:19,766
Then you fix it
894
00:57:19,853 --> 00:57:23,847
and kick it seven times
and lets him sit. OK?
895
00:57:23,941 --> 00:57:26,558
What else I wanted to say, I
I have no acting experience.
896
00:57:26,652 --> 00:57:28,984
Yes, yes, it's not that important.
This is your opportunity now,
897
00:57:29,071 --> 00:57:31,529
your chance. You have to
work on your insults.
898
00:57:31,531 --> 00:57:32,362
Insult me!
899
00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:34,816
I hate you!
- Yes Yes Yes! No, don't laugh.
900
00:57:34,826 --> 00:57:36,863
Why are you laughing?
Are you that stupid?
901
00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:38,820
Yes, I'm stupid.
- Yes, you are stupid.
902
00:57:38,830 --> 00:57:40,446
Yes, you are stupid.
903
00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:44,579
Are you stupid?
No, you're not stupid.
904
00:57:44,586 --> 00:57:46,543
Okay, let's get started.
905
00:57:46,630 --> 00:57:48,587
I'm sorry.
906
00:57:48,590 --> 00:57:50,501
Okay, stand here.
907
00:57:50,592 --> 00:57:52,583
Let's try again.
908
00:57:53,053 --> 00:57:57,923
Yes, yes, that looks good.
I like that! OK.
909
00:57:58,934 --> 00:58:01,847
Stop frowning,
that doesn't look nice.
910
00:58:01,937 --> 00:58:02,802
Action!
911
00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:04,352
Come here!
- Yes.
912
00:58:04,898 --> 00:58:06,935
Come on, damn mutt!
913
00:58:07,025 --> 00:58:08,311
Insult him! Go!
914
00:58:08,318 --> 00:58:10,059
You fucking idiots!
915
00:58:10,070 --> 00:58:12,027
Yes, yes! Hit him!
916
00:58:12,114 --> 00:58:12,819
OK. Run.
917
00:58:13,949 --> 00:58:15,940
Okay - Cut!
918
00:58:15,951 --> 00:58:17,908
It's in the box!
919
00:58:17,911 --> 00:58:19,026
Everything in the box. Bravo!
920
00:58:19,538 --> 00:58:21,028
Shit the dog!
921
00:58:22,582 --> 00:58:24,448
Sausages!
922
00:58:24,710 --> 00:58:26,246
Sausages!
923
00:58:26,336 --> 00:58:27,872
Okay, you can do it
now stroke.
924
00:58:27,963 --> 00:58:29,920
I feel so bad.
925
00:58:29,923 --> 00:58:32,540
Sorry.
- Pet him.
926
00:58:34,219 --> 00:58:36,711
I'm not evil,
I love dogs!
927
00:58:36,722 --> 00:58:39,089
You're a bad actress,
but a good person.
928
00:58:39,099 --> 00:58:40,305
Okay, let's go.
929
00:58:40,308 --> 00:58:42,094
You can the dog
like to keep.
930
00:58:42,185 --> 00:58:42,720
OK?
931
00:58:42,728 --> 00:58:44,890
If you want,
I'll give it to you.
932
00:58:44,980 --> 00:58:46,971
Yes, I would love to.
933
00:59:30,233 --> 00:59:31,314
Hello.
934
00:59:31,318 --> 00:59:34,686
Hello, I would like to come with you
speak to the editor-in-chief.
935
00:59:34,780 --> 00:59:37,943
And tell him
that it is very urgent.
936
00:59:37,949 --> 00:59:40,441
They are very busy right now,
maybe you could...
937
00:59:40,535 --> 00:59:43,778
I don't care,
because I became a witness
938
00:59:43,789 --> 00:59:47,077
of something truly terrible.
939
00:59:47,209 --> 00:59:50,622
And I think that that
everyone should experience.
940
00:59:50,712 --> 00:59:52,623
Look at this.
941
00:59:52,714 --> 00:59:55,376
Dirty oils! Damn mutt!
942
00:59:55,467 --> 00:59:58,380
Now come here, stupid dog.
943
00:59:59,471 --> 01:00:01,758
See!
Do you recognize them?
944
01:00:01,765 --> 01:00:02,971
I don't know who that is.
945
01:00:02,974 --> 01:00:05,261
This is Cressida Bonas.
946
01:00:05,352 --> 01:00:07,969
Yes, that's why I'm here,
because we should do that
947
01:00:07,979 --> 01:00:11,062
tell the royal family,
before it's too late.
948
01:00:11,066 --> 01:00:14,684
Wait a moment.
I'll see if I can...
949
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:19,317
This is the woman.
- Hello.
950
01:00:19,324 --> 01:00:21,315
Hello, are you the editor-in-chief?
951
01:00:21,409 --> 01:00:22,615
Yes.
952
01:00:22,702 --> 01:00:25,114
Hello, I'm Brigitte Radot.
953
01:00:25,205 --> 01:00:27,196
I have your colleague
already told
954
01:00:27,207 --> 01:00:29,949
I am witnessing something real
Became shocking.
955
01:00:30,043 --> 01:00:33,001
I can't describe it,
look at this.
956
01:00:33,088 --> 01:00:36,206
My goodness, you shit
Dirty mutt.
957
01:00:36,550 --> 01:00:40,464
Sit down.
Now move! Fucking fools!
958
01:00:40,929 --> 01:00:42,886
She didn't kick him.
959
01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:44,839
Yes, I believe her
kicked him.
960
01:00:44,850 --> 01:00:46,807
Yes, she kicked him.
961
01:00:46,893 --> 01:00:48,975
She has the small, fat one
Corgi all the time
962
01:00:49,104 --> 01:00:51,391
kicked and insulted.
He was completely defenseless.
963
01:00:51,523 --> 01:00:54,185
This is Cressida Bonas,
Harry's exes.
964
01:00:54,276 --> 01:00:56,438
I had to film this to
to display this monster.
965
01:00:56,444 --> 01:00:58,776
It seems like
the girl would have
966
01:00:58,780 --> 01:01:00,691
big problems with the Queen.
967
01:01:01,032 --> 01:01:02,238
No, I think...
968
01:01:02,325 --> 01:01:04,236
I saw it after all.
969
01:01:04,327 --> 01:01:07,285
I filmed that. I was
walking my five dogs.
970
01:01:10,584 --> 01:01:13,497
I think that the royal
family should know that
971
01:01:13,587 --> 01:01:15,043
before it's too late.
972
01:01:15,046 --> 01:01:18,710
I think we're not that
correct medium,
973
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:22,338
because we are a printed magazine
974
01:01:22,470 --> 01:01:24,962
and no video portal.
975
01:01:24,973 --> 01:01:26,964
Yes, but I think that you
should do that,
976
01:01:26,975 --> 01:01:29,433
because that is much more important
and more interesting,
977
01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:31,180
as reports about gardening.
978
01:01:31,188 --> 01:01:33,771
But content like that
we don't do it.
979
01:01:34,566 --> 01:01:38,104
Okay, if you're at your
three subscribers want to remain,
980
01:01:38,195 --> 01:01:40,857
who will soon die, beautiful.
981
01:01:40,947 --> 01:01:43,188
Then I'll just search
someone else.
982
01:01:43,283 --> 01:01:45,194
But come on then
not crawled.
983
01:01:50,207 --> 01:01:53,074
Can you do that for
put myself online
984
01:01:53,168 --> 01:01:55,079
and a huge vortex
do it.
985
01:01:56,796 --> 01:01:58,787
That takes time.
986
01:01:59,174 --> 01:02:01,506
That's it, the two fat ones
argue.
987
01:02:01,593 --> 01:02:03,880
That's good. Now the hashtags.
988
01:02:03,970 --> 01:02:05,881
989
01:02:05,972 --> 01:02:09,385
990
01:02:09,476 --> 01:02:11,683
991
01:02:11,770 --> 01:02:13,852
992
01:02:13,939 --> 01:02:15,179
Okay?
993
01:02:18,193 --> 01:02:19,900
Thank you very much.
- Gladly.
994
01:02:19,986 --> 01:02:21,943
I love the service professions.
995
01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:27,942
Here, you can
better use.
996
01:02:27,953 --> 01:02:31,036
Take her! Winter is coming soon.
997
01:02:47,514 --> 01:02:49,050
Okay, I'll tell him that.
998
01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:54,514
Do you need a taxi, madam?
999
01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:56,971
Yes, one to the BUNGA BUNGA.
- The BUNGA BUNGA?
1000
01:02:57,274 --> 01:02:59,811
Okay, these two are still ahead of you
and then I'll call you one.
1001
01:02:59,818 --> 01:03:01,809
OK.
- Thank you, ma'am.
1002
01:03:10,829 --> 01:03:12,866
I'm first in line because
you're wearing a down jacket.
1003
01:03:12,956 --> 01:03:13,912
Yes!
1004
01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:19,205
Will we get one soon?
- Yes, definitely, sir.
1005
01:03:23,967 --> 01:03:26,959
Yes, feel free to enjoy mine
Bachelorette party.
1006
01:03:27,345 --> 01:03:29,757
Because you won't
Wedding invited.
1007
01:03:29,848 --> 01:03:32,180
Just like the real Cressida.
1008
01:03:35,645 --> 01:03:37,101
Camilla!
1009
01:03:53,788 --> 01:03:56,496
I wasn't finished yet!
Again!
1010
01:03:56,583 --> 01:03:59,325
I need more applause!
1011
01:04:27,197 --> 01:04:29,438
Bunga, bunga...
1012
01:04:29,449 --> 01:04:32,066
Bunga, you are
still here.
1013
01:04:36,748 --> 01:04:39,365
Patience pays off
in the end it's over.
1014
01:04:39,459 --> 01:04:41,450
Bunga, bunga.
1015
01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:58,634
Room service.
- Maria...
1016
01:04:58,728 --> 01:04:59,843
Lucky you're awake.
1017
01:04:59,938 --> 01:05:02,350
I will never drink again.
Bring me a beer.
1018
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:04,181
Yes, but listen first:
1019
01:05:04,192 --> 01:05:06,308
That's incredible, Cressida
is involved in a scandal.
1020
01:05:06,319 --> 01:05:09,437
There is a video of her,
in which she beats a dog.
1021
01:05:09,447 --> 01:05:12,690
She doesn't walk anymore
to these Invictus games.
1022
01:05:12,784 --> 01:05:14,991
Oh, really?
1023
01:05:15,078 --> 01:05:16,318
She's apparently down through...
1024
01:05:16,413 --> 01:05:18,324
Bring me a beer.
1025
01:05:58,079 --> 01:05:59,365
Are you okay, ma'am?
1026
01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:01,242
No, I hate
Charity events.
1027
01:06:01,332 --> 01:06:02,572
They scare me.
1028
01:06:02,667 --> 01:06:05,079
I hope that with mine
I'm sure about wearing rubber gloves.
1029
01:06:05,086 --> 01:06:06,372
Uhh, what?
1030
01:06:06,463 --> 01:06:08,454
I hope so
am protected.
1031
01:06:08,548 --> 01:06:10,084
Yes, you sure are.
1032
01:06:10,258 --> 01:06:13,626
The lnvictus games are called
Athletes welcome from:
1033
01:06:14,554 --> 01:06:16,044
Afghanistan,
1034
01:06:16,514 --> 01:06:20,508
Australia, Canada,
Denmark, Estonia...
1035
01:06:20,602 --> 01:06:21,467
We are here.
1036
01:06:21,478 --> 01:06:26,188
France, Georgia,
Germany,
1037
01:06:26,941 --> 01:06:31,356
Italy, Holland,
New Zealand,
1038
01:06:31,446 --> 01:06:34,234
the United States
of America
1039
01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:39,443
and last but not least the team
United Kingdom.
1040
01:06:46,419 --> 01:06:48,376
Welcome to Queen Elizabeth
Olympic Park and
1041
01:06:48,463 --> 01:06:50,921
at the first Invictus Games.
1042
01:06:51,466 --> 01:06:54,584
Tonight we can
the participants
1043
01:06:54,677 --> 01:06:57,544
and their friends and families,
who support them,
1044
01:06:57,639 --> 01:06:59,676
from 13 different ones
countries.
1045
01:07:09,108 --> 01:07:11,475
Benefits. . . Charity'. . .
1046
01:07:11,569 --> 01:07:13,651
Charity...
1047
01:07:24,332 --> 01:07:26,323
Are they okay?
- Yes.
1048
01:07:26,417 --> 01:07:28,374
Are you sure?
- Yes, everything is okay.
1049
01:07:31,506 --> 01:07:33,338
Everything OK?
- Yes, Putain.
1050
01:07:33,341 --> 01:07:36,083
It's my honor
to announce someone to you,
1051
01:07:36,177 --> 01:07:39,795
his devotion to the army,
to veterans and their families,
1052
01:07:39,931 --> 01:07:42,343
to the event
of these games.
1053
01:07:42,350 --> 01:07:45,888
Someone whose visit to the
White House last year,
1054
01:07:45,979 --> 01:07:49,347
many military families
made me very happy.
1055
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:51,431
Are you feeling better?
- Yes, I'm fine again.
1056
01:07:51,442 --> 01:07:53,433
I hear a celebrity!
- How are you doing?
1057
01:07:54,195 --> 01:07:55,356
I have to take a quick look.
1058
01:07:55,446 --> 01:07:58,029
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome
1059
01:07:58,116 --> 01:08:01,575
His Royal Highness,
Prince Harry.
1060
01:08:21,514 --> 01:08:24,848
During the last eight years,
I have a big circle with
1061
01:08:24,851 --> 01:08:27,764
Life marked by injury
allowed to accompany.
1062
01:08:27,854 --> 01:08:30,846
Sport was a means to healing.
1063
01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:34,058
I can assure you
that every participant
1064
01:08:34,068 --> 01:08:37,436
whether on the track,
in the water or in the field,
1065
01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:39,279
will do his best.
1066
01:08:39,282 --> 01:08:40,943
And I don't doubt it
1067
01:08:40,950 --> 01:08:42,941
that the lives of some are affected by this
weekend will change.
1068
01:08:44,162 --> 01:08:46,824
I would like to thank you,
1069
01:08:46,914 --> 01:08:49,781
for the enormous role model.
1070
01:08:50,335 --> 01:08:54,420
Your stories move,
inspire and leave us speechless.
1071
01:08:54,422 --> 01:08:58,586
You prove that anything is possible
if you have the will.
1072
01:08:58,801 --> 01:09:01,714
Welcome to the Invictus Games.
1073
01:09:13,441 --> 01:09:16,308
That's my husband!
1074
01:09:17,528 --> 01:09:19,644
Sorry, you could
hold that for me?
1075
01:09:19,656 --> 01:09:21,522
Yes gladly.
- Thanks.
1076
01:09:23,993 --> 01:09:26,701
I just need a number quickly
write on my panties.
1077
01:09:27,830 --> 01:09:29,571
That doesn't take long either.
1078
01:09:30,333 --> 01:09:31,573
Thank you.
1079
01:09:31,668 --> 01:09:33,284
Your pen.
1080
01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:44,896
Oh, the crown jewels.
1081
01:10:54,167 --> 01:10:56,909
Sorry, I have to
go powder my nose.
1082
01:11:11,058 --> 01:11:14,426
Come on!
Get up and dance a little!
1083
01:11:14,896 --> 01:11:16,887
The Maple Dance is already waiting.
1084
01:11:17,398 --> 01:11:20,311
Come on, ladies and gentleman.
1085
01:11:21,319 --> 01:11:23,777
Let's have some fun!
1086
01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:45,666
Harry, I don't have a network.
There is no reception here.
1087
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:47,546
The walls are too thick!
1088
01:11:51,933 --> 01:11:54,800
I look like an ass.
1089
01:12:02,151 --> 01:12:04,017
Harry! Harry!
1090
01:12:07,990 --> 01:12:09,321
Oh no!
1091
01:12:09,909 --> 01:12:12,321
I didn't take a photo.
1092
01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:14,035
Pervert!
1093
01:12:41,399 --> 01:12:44,061
Thank you, I give up!
1094
01:13:15,933 --> 01:13:18,049
Hello, my friends.
1095
01:13:19,437 --> 01:13:22,896
I have a very today
important lesson learned.
1096
01:13:22,982 --> 01:13:24,893
I want to share these with you.
1097
01:13:24,984 --> 01:13:26,975
Share with us?
- Yes!
1098
01:13:27,111 --> 01:13:31,776
If your current life situation
does not correspond to your wishes,
1099
01:13:31,908 --> 01:13:33,490
then don't blame it on the gods.
1100
01:13:33,576 --> 01:13:36,409
It's your own fault
you have shown no willingness
1101
01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:38,653
to become that,
what you want to become.
1102
01:13:38,748 --> 01:13:40,330
Garbage!
1103
01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:43,075
If you, for example
stays with someone,
1104
01:13:43,169 --> 01:13:47,629
just because you're afraid of it
Being alone is not an option.
1105
01:13:48,299 --> 01:13:50,415
Look at George Clooney.
1106
01:13:50,509 --> 01:13:55,424
It took him seventy years
to find the right woman.
1107
01:13:55,514 --> 01:13:57,004
I think he's seventy.
1108
01:13:57,099 --> 01:13:58,715
And what did he do before that?
1109
01:13:58,809 --> 01:14:01,927
He has a
Bought a miniature pig
1110
01:14:02,021 --> 01:14:05,810
when his life became too lonely.
1111
01:14:05,816 --> 01:14:09,150
Your job... Acceptance
a bad job,
1112
01:14:09,278 --> 01:14:13,192
because you don't have enough courage,
to be a pop singer,
1113
01:14:13,282 --> 01:14:16,240
is a safe way in
the mediocrity.
1114
01:14:16,327 --> 01:14:19,410
If you say:
"I'm so ugly and small,
1115
01:14:19,413 --> 01:14:21,120
I can't become a top model."
1116
01:14:21,207 --> 01:14:23,790
Like Cara Delevinge
not a top model?
1117
01:14:23,793 --> 01:14:25,784
She looks like
George Clooney's pig.
1118
01:14:27,171 --> 01:14:30,163
Do you understand? You have to
think differently!
1119
01:14:30,174 --> 01:14:32,632
This morning is mine
became aware,
1120
01:14:32,718 --> 01:14:35,927
that I am Prince Harry
doesn't want to get married.
1121
01:14:35,930 --> 01:14:37,921
Why not?
1122
01:14:37,932 --> 01:14:40,424
I decided not to
to settle for less,
1123
01:14:40,434 --> 01:14:42,471
than what I deserve.
1124
01:14:43,437 --> 01:14:45,644
I can't live a life,
1125
01:14:45,773 --> 01:14:48,356
where toilet paper is cheap,
1126
01:14:48,442 --> 01:14:53,152
non-absorbent, brown
and is scratchy.
1127
01:14:53,739 --> 01:14:55,150
That's not feasible.
1128
01:14:55,157 --> 01:14:57,398
She's racist!
She doesn't like brown paper.
1129
01:14:57,952 --> 01:15:00,034
And now, my friends,
I have to leave you
1130
01:15:00,037 --> 01:15:02,028
because my journey is
not over yet.
1131
01:15:02,039 --> 01:15:04,531
But remember:
“Don’t sell yourself short!”
1132
01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:07,876
Take your life into your hands,
holy shit!
1133
01:15:07,962 --> 01:15:08,793
OK?
1134
01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:15,625
Don't touch me!
1135
01:16:22,286 --> 01:16:23,902
Before I disappear.
1136
01:16:23,913 --> 01:16:26,905
I have the land on mine
Leave in your usual elegant manner.
1137
01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:30,624
Voila.
1138
01:16:34,048 --> 01:16:36,289
That's the whole story.
1139
01:16:36,383 --> 01:16:39,171
The goal is not my romance
to tell again,
1140
01:16:39,178 --> 01:16:42,216
which I with a "Highness"
this world had.
1141
01:16:42,890 --> 01:16:45,928
It's about telling
a universal story,
1142
01:16:46,060 --> 01:16:48,267
that everyone deals with
can identify.
1143
01:16:48,354 --> 01:16:49,640
So that means
1144
01:16:49,772 --> 01:16:51,638
the story of one
broken hearted.
1145
01:16:52,650 --> 01:16:55,267
Not mine.
His, of course.
1146
01:16:55,361 --> 01:16:56,396
Yes.
1147
01:16:56,487 --> 01:16:58,023
Do you understand what I mean?
1148
01:16:58,030 --> 01:17:00,943
It is a man who suffers
and a woman who moves on.
1149
01:17:01,450 --> 01:17:03,157
Correct?
- Correct!
1150
01:17:03,744 --> 01:17:07,908
Well, I already have that
most of the work done.
1151
01:17:08,791 --> 01:17:09,531
Yes.
1152
01:17:09,542 --> 01:17:11,783
There's not much left for you to do.
1153
01:17:11,919 --> 01:17:14,251
Here's one
View copy.
1154
01:17:14,338 --> 01:17:17,171
That's the title,
which I propose.
1155
01:17:17,258 --> 01:17:20,671
"Thank you, I'll give up
for now."
1156
01:17:20,928 --> 01:17:22,384
As for the photo,
1157
01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:24,678
I like the format
really great.
1158
01:17:24,682 --> 01:17:27,344
The bigger it is, the more
more it stands out
1159
01:17:27,434 --> 01:17:29,095
and sells better.
1160
01:17:29,103 --> 01:17:30,184
Logical.
1161
01:17:31,397 --> 01:17:33,388
I've done things
probably mine
1162
01:17:33,524 --> 01:17:35,231
no one will ever imitate.
1163
01:17:35,317 --> 01:17:37,228
And I've experienced things
which probably
1164
01:17:37,319 --> 01:17:39,651
no one else will ever experience it.
1165
01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:42,567
That's a lot.
1166
01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:43,898
A whole lot.
1167
01:17:43,909 --> 01:17:45,900
Yes.
1168
01:17:57,715 --> 01:18:00,548
I deleted the camera.
1169
01:18:01,177 --> 01:18:03,669
Have I deleted them now? Yes?
1170
01:18:07,516 --> 01:18:09,723
Well, you drive terribly.
1171
01:18:09,727 --> 01:18:10,933
We are...
1172
01:18:10,936 --> 01:18:13,769
You're driving really bad,
we are not in India here.
1173
01:18:13,772 --> 01:18:15,729
No, no, don't worry.
1174
01:18:16,859 --> 01:18:18,645
I'm Camilla.
1175
01:18:18,736 --> 01:18:21,273
I wanted to say Brigitte.
Am I stupid?
1176
01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:23,021
I'm really stupid.
1177
01:18:23,032 --> 01:18:24,193
I've had enough.
1178
01:18:24,283 --> 01:18:25,865
I give up. I quit.
1179
01:18:25,951 --> 01:18:27,658
I am of imbeciles
surrounded.
1180
01:18:27,661 --> 01:18:29,652
I won't let her do that
come from it.
1181
01:18:29,663 --> 01:18:31,654
I have it up to here.
1182
01:18:31,665 --> 01:18:34,282
You carry on.
You have Google Maps.
1183
01:18:37,296 --> 01:18:39,503
What should we do now?
1184
01:18:40,633 --> 01:18:42,044
You stupid!
1185
01:18:42,176 --> 01:18:43,666
Can you help us?
1186
01:18:43,761 --> 01:18:45,422
Are you the boss?
1187
01:18:45,429 --> 01:18:47,420
She's really not nice.
1188
01:18:56,065 --> 01:18:57,555
Now I understand.
1189
01:18:57,650 --> 01:18:59,357
I would like to speak to Francois.
1190
01:18:59,443 --> 01:19:00,478
Do you work here?
1191
01:19:00,569 --> 01:19:02,480
No, I have to talk to him.
1192
01:19:02,571 --> 01:19:03,652
I know you!
1193
01:19:03,656 --> 01:19:05,647
Let's have him beheaded.
1194
01:19:05,658 --> 01:19:07,148
Your hair...
1195
01:19:07,159 --> 01:19:10,151
are bone dry,
they need moisture.
1196
01:19:10,287 --> 01:19:12,198
Should I come down?
1197
01:19:13,999 --> 01:19:16,411
How far are they actually?
with the pill for men?
1198
01:19:16,543 --> 01:19:18,534
Contraceptive technology?
- Exactly.
1199
01:19:18,545 --> 01:19:19,410
Not far yet.
1200
01:19:19,421 --> 01:19:21,788
Almost all of them resist
a sterilization.
1201
01:19:22,967 --> 01:19:24,503
I don't find that funny.
1202
01:19:24,593 --> 01:19:26,834
Why should I get the inheritance?
should share with a child?
1203
01:19:26,845 --> 01:19:28,836
And definitely not
with a bastard.
1204
01:19:28,847 --> 01:19:30,963
And since my husband is into women,
1205
01:19:31,058 --> 01:19:32,969
that are easy to have...
1206
01:19:35,104 --> 01:19:37,391
You are welcome to have them.
1207
01:19:37,398 --> 01:19:39,389
You can put them to better use.
1208
01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:41,687
Here, you can do that
better use.
1209
01:19:43,529 --> 01:19:45,896
Here, you can do that
better use.
1210
01:19:47,950 --> 01:19:50,191
Is that him or not?
1211
01:19:50,911 --> 01:19:52,902
Is it him? No.
1212
01:19:53,914 --> 01:19:55,621
David, that thing in your ear...
1213
01:19:55,708 --> 01:19:57,870
The thing is too big for my ear.
1214
01:19:57,960 --> 01:19:59,997
Do you know where that goes?
1215
01:20:00,087 --> 01:20:02,670
To the polo. Exactly, to polo.
1216
01:20:02,673 --> 01:20:03,913
Tell her she's an idiot.
1217
01:20:04,008 --> 01:20:05,999
Oh, you idiot!
1218
01:20:07,011 --> 01:20:09,423
What are you going to wear?
1219
01:20:09,430 --> 01:20:12,013
Do you remember Marion Cotillard,
when she won an Oscar
1220
01:20:12,099 --> 01:20:13,555
for "La Vie en rose?"
1221
01:20:13,559 --> 01:20:15,721
Not that, because that
was backwoods.
1222
01:20:17,479 --> 01:20:19,140
You can go now.
1223
01:20:19,148 --> 01:20:21,139
You can feed the dogs.
Bye.
1224
01:20:22,609 --> 01:20:24,145
Simply perfect.
1225
01:20:24,153 --> 01:20:26,190
A legend!
1226
01:20:27,406 --> 01:20:28,396
Great.
1227
01:20:28,407 --> 01:20:30,648
Now the scone trick.
1228
01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:32,446
. With the...
1229
01:20:32,453 --> 01:20:33,909
Have you seen that?
1230
01:20:33,912 --> 01:20:35,573
No, I wasn't looking.
1231
01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:37,246
I spit out my scone.
1232
01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:38,118
How?
1233
01:20:38,208 --> 01:20:39,915
I spit out my scone.
1234
01:20:39,918 --> 01:20:41,500
He's so disgusting.
1235
01:20:43,255 --> 01:20:44,962
I was really mean.
1236
01:20:44,965 --> 01:20:46,956
He deserves an applause.
1237
01:20:49,303 --> 01:20:51,294
Hello William, I'm Camille,
1238
01:20:51,305 --> 01:20:53,216
I'm pleased to meet you.
1239
01:20:56,185 --> 01:20:59,143
That was so funny!
1240
01:21:02,566 --> 01:21:04,898
This woman is so incredible.
1241
01:21:05,611 --> 01:21:08,353
We try their monthly
to blow the budget.
1242
01:21:08,447 --> 01:21:09,653
At the end of the month...
1243
01:21:09,740 --> 01:21:11,151
Who do you mean?
1244
01:21:11,283 --> 01:21:13,149
The little one.
1245
01:21:13,285 --> 01:21:15,526
OK. Your monthly budget.
1246
01:21:16,163 --> 01:21:17,745
She's really stressed,
1247
01:21:17,831 --> 01:21:19,413
if she is not happy.
1248
01:21:20,125 --> 01:21:22,662
I think she's a prodigy.
1249
01:21:23,295 --> 01:21:25,957
Hello! Congratulations!
1250
01:21:26,924 --> 01:21:28,790
Now I understand.
1251
01:21:29,093 --> 01:21:31,926
Hey! What are you doing there?
1252
01:21:40,479 --> 01:21:42,470
The last scene from the film.
1253
01:21:42,564 --> 01:21:45,101
I want my fee
get paid,
1254
01:21:45,192 --> 01:21:46,899
before I even
write a line.
1255
01:21:46,985 --> 01:21:49,352
How many zeros will there be?
be on the check?
1256
01:21:49,446 --> 01:21:51,983
We're expecting one
million—sales.
1257
01:21:52,074 --> 01:21:54,031
I dare to doubt that.
1258
01:21:54,034 --> 01:21:56,025
Are you Michel's secretary?
1259
01:21:56,161 --> 01:21:57,902
No, I'm a publishing director.
1260
01:21:57,913 --> 01:21:58,948
I understand.
1261
01:21:58,956 --> 01:22:00,947
Did you fart?
- I'm sorry, what?
1262
01:22:00,958 --> 01:22:02,665
Don't you smell that?
1263
01:22:02,751 --> 01:22:03,866
No.
1264
01:22:03,961 --> 01:22:06,919
You didn't fart?
- No, in God's name.
1265
01:22:07,005 --> 01:22:08,587
But that's what it smells like here.
1266
01:22:08,590 --> 01:22:10,046
But that's enough for now.
1267
01:22:10,050 --> 01:22:11,916
There's a hidden camera.
1268
01:22:12,010 --> 01:22:13,876
You're sneaky.
1269
01:22:13,971 --> 01:22:15,962
That's a mean thing.
1270
01:22:15,973 --> 01:22:18,510
My goodness. There you have me
but really put it in.
1271
01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:20,557
I already felt sorry
with the crazy woman.